17 of the Most Hilarious Uber Eats Requests — Stromboli With a Side of Ranch?!

When it comes to ordering takeout, my notes for the restaurant are usually something simple along the lines of "no olives" or "extra guac please." Depending on where you're from, though, it looks like requests can vary pretty drastically. For instance, if you're from New York, it's more likely that you're an extra sauce, extra spicy, extra cheese, no tomato, and no onions kind of person, according to a recent report released by Uber Eats. Similarly, people from the US in general are more about extra ranch, dressing on the side, and getting our hands on every ketchup packet we possibly can.

As normal as that all might seem, some people like to go the extra mile and make their food requests as detailed as possible . . . so detailed that I find it difficult to believe anyone other than them would ever order that. From a chocolate milkshake with a side of ranch to a bowl of poke with a side of mayo, restaurants have heard it all. Check out some of the strangest, most hilarious, and most common Uber eats food requests ahead.

Uber Eats User Who Are All About the Perfect Dining Experience
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Uber Eats User Who Are All About the Perfect Dining Experience

  • "Please send all sandwich parts separately. I will put together myself."
  • "Bacon extra extra extra crispy; if you try to bend the bacon and it breaks then it is perfect! Just short of burned is another good way to describe it. Thank you in advance for your attention to detail regarding the cooking of the bacon. It is the most important part of the meal, so please take the request seriously!"
Uber Eats Users Who Like Their Food EXTRA Spicy
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Uber Eats Users Who Like Their Food EXTRA Spicy

  • "EXXXXtra!!!! spicy. I like it this way and can handle it."
  • "Extra spicy please. Can I get some extra wasabi too. Y'alls is the best."
  • "WE LIKE OUR FOOD EXTREMELY SPICY. Got a $20 dollar tip for everyone if you make the spaghetti and lasagna spicy as SHIT and say it when you deliver the food. You know, so I know it's real thanks guys."
  • Your tacos are SO GOOD!!! returning customer. Can you please add the spiciest hot sauce you have on it, I like it spicy!!!! so dont be afraid to add it. Is it the green spice salsa??? — thank you!!!! oh and P.S. do you have a piece of a lime you can add on the side?"
Uber Eats Users Who Want to Make a Statement
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Uber Eats Users Who Want to Make a Statement

  • "This is my Boyfriend's Valentines gift. It would be amazing if you could play "Africa" by Toto when you deliver the donuts. You don't have to play the whole thing, really just the chorus."
  • PLEASE PUT A CRAZY AMOUNT OF SHRIMP and SOME STEAK WELL DONE
  • Extra NOODLES EXTRA NOODLES Extra NOODLES extra NOODLES Extra NOODLES EXTRA NOODLES.
Uber Eats Users Who Want to Pack in the Protein
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Uber Eats Users Who Want to Pack in the Protein

  • "Please let the protein gods bestow my platter with as much meat as possible. Heaps and heaps like the mountains of the Himalayas. And through the valleys and streams, an extra scoop of rice — to nurture the young landscape."
  • "I'd love if you can add as much beans eggs and extra meat because I'm very hungry and I really like your restaurant."
Uber Eats Users Who Are All About the Dips
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Uber Eats Users Who Are All About the Dips

  • "This is unique, but I like to dip my sandwiches very heavily in ranch and honey mustard. Very very very heavily!! I just live for sauce, I hate dry food!"
  • "May I have some extra sauce? Okay, thank you, love you byeeeee!"
  • "Please include at least 6 syrup and at least 3 ramekins of butter! This is incredibly important!"
  • "Please also send 13 containers of Ranch Dressing."
  • "GIVE ME A LOT OF KETCHUP."
  • "I'd like extra guac. Yes I know it is extra.
Uber Eats Most Popular Food and Request Combos
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Uber Eats Most Popular Food and Request Combos

Uber Eats Most Unexpected Food and Request Combos
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Uber Eats Most Unexpected Food and Request Combos