We Watched the Kim Kardashian Video-Game Trailer So You Don't Have To

Source: Instagram user kimkardashian

Whatever happens from this moment on, you should know that there's a Kim Kardashian video game coming out. Then you should know that we didn't watch the entire hour-and-six-minute-long trailer that's up on YouTube. Because, well, duh. But we did fast-forward, so that counts.

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood doesn't come out till next week on the App Store and Google Play, but since you're dying to get a sneak peek, here you go. From what we can tell, the point is to reach celebrity status by following in Kim's footsteps — trying on the right (cleavage-baring) clothes, going on photo shoots, attending red carpet premieres, hitting up the hottest parties, etc., etc.

Here's a short version of the trailer that Kim posted on Instagram.

Source: Instagram user kimkardashian

And here are the five most hilarious parts of the whole thing.

01
There's a Level Called "D-List Celebrity"

There's a Level Called "D-List Celebrity"

Um, is that a reference to Paris Hilton? Source: YouTube user TouchGameplay

02
Some Guy Named Dirk Diamonds Says "Gutter Trash" Like It's 2001

Some Guy Named Dirk Diamonds Says "Gutter Trash" Like It's 2001

03
There's the Suggestion That a Celeb Wannabe Would Take a Bus

There's the Suggestion That a Celeb Wannabe Would Take a Bus

04
Kim Calls Out Kris Jenner For Being a Momager

Kim Calls Out Kris Jenner For Being a Momager

Oh no she didn't! Source: YouTube user TouchGameplay

05
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Oh, and It's an HOUR Long

See for yourself.