Add These to Your Cart! 13 Cross-Stitch Patterns That'll Make You Go, "Yep, That's Me"

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If you're running out of ways to express your love (or love/hate) for workouts and healthy eating, cross-stitching is here to give you a soothing, maybe even meditative, new pastime that after a few hours well spent with needle and thread will yield a cute home-decor piece. Like tiny tattoos, but a little less permanent, cross-stitching is a minimalist way to show your fondness for your well-being . . . perhaps with a little sprinkle of sass. These 13 fitness-themed cross-stitch patterns are humorous and will look great hanging on your wall.

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Squats Down to Look in the Fridge
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Squats Down to Look in the Fridge

Everyone's favorite backside-sculpting move just got a hilarious upgrade in this Squats Down to Look in the Fridge pattern ($4). This counts as working out, right?

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Meet Me at the Bar
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Meet Me at the Bar

For the friend who loves working out just as much as they love going out, the result of this Meet Me at the Bar pattern ($5) pairs perfectly with a well-wrapped bottle of bubbly.

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Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!
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Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!

The I Thought You Said Gin! pattern ($4) is another perfect option for the person that enjoys working out just as much as (or more than) having a drink — especially if that person is you.

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This Is How I Cut Carbs
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This Is How I Cut Carbs

You simply can't go wrong with a pizza pun. The I Cut Carbs pattern ($4) is a playful dish on dieting and just one of the many pizza-themed gifts we wouldn't mind getting for any occasion.

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Avo-Cardio
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Avo-Cardio

The avocado obsession isn't dead yet, everybody. If you're equally passionate about your gym time and avocado toast, this Avocardio cross-stitch pattern ($4) is for you.

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Fitness Goals
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Fitness Goals

Remember what we said about how you can't go wrong with pizza? This Fitness Goals cross-stitch pattern ($4) is another fun take on the struggle to work out but also eat your favorite food.

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Take a Hike
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Take a Hike

When you aren't hiking, camping, and taking to the trails, use this Take a Hike mountain pattern ($4) with a fun touch of sassiness as a reminder of your happy place .

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Unicorn Yoga
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Unicorn Yoga

When you've already gifted every unicorn mug, plush, and palette you can find, try making this very special Unicorn Yoga pattern ($4).

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Believe You Can Do More
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Believe You Can Do More

The Believe You Can Do More cross-stitch pattern ($4) is there for you when you need some extra motivation. Push it to the limit and then some.

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Sloth Yoga
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Sloth Yoga

Is there honestly anything more adorable than a sloth in Sukhasana? If you have a sloth yoga calendar on your wall, continue the theme with this sloth yoga cross-stitch pattern ($4).

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Yoga and Meditation
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Yoga and Meditation

The floral print in this Yoga and Meditation pattern ($4) is almost as soothing as the relaxing practices.

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Workout? I Thought You Said Take Out
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Workout? I Thought You Said Take Out

Clearly, there are several plays on this popular fitness meme. If takeout is more your jam, add this I Thought You Said Take Out pattern ($4) to your cart ASAP.