Yes, smartphones can be the most annoying things ever [1]. But when it comes down to it, there's nothing getting in the way of your dependent relationship with one another, not even your relationships with real humans. Here, exhibits one through 31 as proof.
Source: Shutterstock [2]
When You Just Got a Mani
"I'll just use Siri."
On the Toilet
Gotta kill time somehow, right?
Source: TLC [3]
At the Gym
Instagram and the elliptical go hand-in-hand.
In the Presence of Other Humans
Why talk when you can text?
Source: Bravo [4]
When Mama Tells You Not To
"OK, ma!"
Source: TLC [5]
Whilst Walking
It's called multitasking.
During Sexy Time
Is nothing sacred anymore?
When You Crack Your Screen
There's a solution for everything.
Source: Youtube user gereral1 [6]
Bedtime
Sleep? What sleep?
Source: Youtube user HotVines [7]
With Little to No Battery
Until it hits five percent, it's all good.
Source: Reddit user ROUND_TWO [8]
At the Best Party of Your Life
"We have to Insta this."
When You're at Something Called "Your Job"
"What?! I'm just taking a break."
Dinner
When you all have to put your phones in the middle of the table, it's the WORST.
When There's No WiFi
There's always Snake, right?
At a Job Interview
"Sorry, can you repeat the question?"
When Your Friends Call You Out
"You don't know me."
At Your Best Friend's Wedding
Whatever.
After You Get Mad and Throw It
Oops, didn't mean that.
At Doctor's Appointments
"Can we hurry this up?"
On Blind Dates
Or dates in general.
At Work Meetings
"Just gonna pretend I'm taking notes."
When You Get Nasty Headaches
In sickness and in health.
On Vacation
"I relax with my phone, OK?"
Source: Bravo [11]
Anywhere Near or Around Fire
"If I could only grab one thing . . ."
When You Have to Use Siri
Siri might suck, but who cares?
When You're Modeling
In private or public.
Source: Complex TV [12]
At Therapy Sessions
"Like I was saying . . . "
During Important Convos
"I said, I'm listening."
During the Best Day of Your Life
"But first, let me take a selfie."
When You Gotta Pay High Carrier Fees
The things we put up with.
Source: Bravo [13]
When There's a Group Text Involved
Annoying, but worth it.
But Still, at the End of the Day . . .
Nothing will get in the way. Ever.