15 Hilarious Responses to the Ashley Madison Scandal

Updated on 7/20/2015 at 2:19 PM

Thirty-seven million people are probably freaking out right now. In case you haven't heard, Ashley Madison — a cheating website whose tagline is "Life is short. Have an affair" — has been hacked, and a lot of people's dirty secrets are potentially at risk. (The site counts 37 million users and over 124 monthly visits.) "We were recently made aware of an attempt by an unauthorized party to gain access to our systems. We apologize for this unprovoked and criminal intrusion into our customers' information," the site's official statement reads. "We have always had the confidentiality of our customers' information foremost in our minds." While Ashley Madison is just so sorry about the betrayal of its users' trust (LOL), Twitter is having quite a fun time. Read on for 15 of the best reactions to this massive hack.

*deletes browser history* What's Ashley Madison?

— Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) July 20, 2015

The Ashley Madison hack is the best thing to happen to marriage since divorce.

— Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) July 20, 2015

Praying for all the victims of the Ashley Madison hack. This must feel like a total betrayal of their trust.

— Philip DeFranco (@PhillyD) July 20, 2015

Remember how you felt in school knowing your teacher was going to call home? EVERY person at work right now with a Ashley Madison Account.

— Davon Magwood (@davonmagwood) July 20, 2015

I would make a joke about Ashley Madison's clients feeling betrayed, but that's so easy that it feels like cheating.

— Tobias's Tribe (@TribeTobias) July 20, 2015

37 million people use Ashley Madison. 37 million. You gotta laugh when people say that gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) July 20, 2015

I bet everyone actually named Ashley Madison is having a weird day

— Mat (@mat) July 20, 2015

"Hey Dad, someone hacked into Ashley Madison and is going to release all the names of its users" *looks over at Dad-shaped hole in the wall*

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 20, 2015

Divorce attorneys when they heard about the Ashley Madison hack: pic.twitter.com/dg1mH5mU6t

— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) July 20, 2015

It's sad because I re-met my husband through Ashley Madison when we both posted the lyrics to that piña coladas song.

— Beth Newell (@bethnew) July 20, 2015

Ashley Madison hack had me like pic.twitter.com/vyqPVuEdTZ

— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) July 20, 2015

An Ashley Madison site but for people who want to pet different dogs

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) July 20, 2015

Forget Ashley Madison, I'm worried they'll hack http://t.co/JUpprzi0JK! If they find out I'm not a real farmer I'll be ruined!

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 20, 2015

Him: Ashley Madison? I thought that was a brand of snack cake. Me: Well, in a way, it is.

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 20, 2015

I'm terrified about that Ashley Madison hack. It'd be so embarrassing if the word got out that no one wanted to have an affair with me.

— Adam Bertocci (@AdamBertocci) July 20, 2015