If You Don't Play Pokémon Go (and Don't Want to!), Then You'll Understand ALL of These Things
It's lonely out here for those of us who have never — and likely will never — download and play Pokémon Go. In a matter of a week, the augmented reality game has completely taken over the lives of children and full-grown adults alike.
Pokémon Go is not without its positive attributes. Due to the nature of the game, it's encouraged people to get outside and walk around, it's helped people with anxiety and depression, and, yes, it's prevented actual murder from taking place. Whew.
Despite all of that, I still don't really care to play it. I don't feel the need to decode its rules or muster up the patience to get through regular freezes and crashes. If you're like me, you can probably relate to the upcoming sentiments.