Have you looked at your house lately and thought, "There just aren't enough intergalactic gangsters around here"? Well then, we've got the slimy piece of worm-ridden filth for you! For the great price of $170, you can purchase a life-size inflatable lawn ornament modeled after Jabba the Hutt from the Star Wars enthusiasts ThinkGeek. Trust us, it'll make your life so much better! From impressing trick-or-treaters on Halloween to spreading the festive spirit during the Winter holidays — just picture Jabba in a Santa hat — the 6-by-10-foot ornament is sure to replace bikini-clad Leia as your "favorite decoration."
Lawn Jabba isn't just for yards, either. You can inflate him inside your house for interior decor, but as the folks at ThinkGeek remind us: "Just don't put him in your bedroom. That's creepy." If you've got Star Wars fans in your life, you can also consider this geeky investment as a gift for the holidays — every other present they receive will look like bantha fodder by comparison! So make sure to order one before they sell out. Whatever you decide to do with your inflatable Jabba the Hutt lawn ornament, you're going to feel like the coolest person in the galaxy when it arrives on your doorstep.