If you're not using Venmo as its own social media app [1] yet, you're missing out. The app itself makes paying back your friends so much easier, and you never have to worry about having the right amount of cash on you but one of its greatest features is a stream that shows users' payments. As a Venmo rule — the payment must include a description. It's like any newsfeed you're used to, but it offers a quick glimpse into people's escapades [2]. Sure, most of what you see on the feed is what you'd expect . . . friends paying back friends for drinks, cabs, and rent. But you also see the occasional hilarious or crazy one-liner, and you wonder if it's for real or totally made up. We may never know, but they sure are entertaining. Keep reading ahead to find funny Venmo captions to send your friends next time you split a meal or activity.
— Additional reporting by Tara Block and Clara Amelia
Funny Venmo Captions.
Here are funny venmo caption examples to send your partner, roommates, and best friends.
- Just the tip.
- You are the wine beneath my wings.
- An unfortunate series of events.
- Drugs (the CVS kind!)
- For popping the pimples on my back.
- 🍆 and the liars they're attached to.
- That time of the month... rent.
- Is this enough to stop your dad jokes?
- For stinking up the place.
- That one shoe that got eaten by that one dog...
- Small wiener contest.
- Here's to always having a public meltdown.
- Thanks for washing my feet!
- For rescuing you from your Hinge date.
- Coffee with a hottie.
- Babysitting fee.
- Sorry I ate your food.
- That one thing with the towels. Weird.
- We're even.
- I don't wanna taco bout it.
- Relationship advice.
- Running out of patience... and money.
- Re: last night's mess.
- At least buy me dinner first?
- WE ARE BAD PEOPLE.
- Thanks for letting me have the aux.
- Help me, I'm poor.