Yelp brings out the good and bad in everyone — and when it comes to rating McDonald's, the hilarious. If you thought you knew what to expect at the Golden Arches, these reviews will make you think again. Reviewers don't stop at critiquing the food either; don't be surprised at the silly songs and true love stories. We've rounded up the best reviews we could find for three major cities: New York City, San Francisco, and Chicago. And yes, we're still laughing.

A McFlurry nightmare

Keeping it real

Down to earth

More food for less money

Rock-bottom food for only $8

McDonald's unofficial theme song

Bet the Hamburglar isn't too happy

Happy Meal toys are not just for children

Don't mess with the parfaits

When math class pays off

E I E I O!

Apparently, McDonald's is also a school

Baby don't got back in McDonald's

The force is strong with . . . McDonald's

McDonald's > Starbucks

3.7 seconds of pure happiness

A true survivor