Most of us have pretty limited experience with vending machines aside from the usual soda or bag of chips stuck just out of reach. However, these instantly gratifying devices are capable of so much more than serving up stale Cheetos and off-brand Dr. Pepper, and brands all around the world are learning that vending machines are the hippest way to sell everyday items. Check out these unique mechanical kiosks — listed in order from weirdest to most wonderful — to learn all about this convenient retail and food service trend. Which one is your favorite?

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Live Worms

We don't even want to know how they're packaged.

Mourning Candles

Nothing says "rest in peace" like a candle haphazardly purchased at a roadside machine.

Sex Toys

Oh good, they included pregnancy tests too!

Cabbage

For those days when you forget your cabbage at home.

Vladimir Putin Paraphernalia

"With love, from the Mother country."

Underwear

In case you, ya know, have an accident while out and about.

Drumsticks and Guitar Strings

Musicians are always having equipment trouble, so this is a genius idea.

Gold Bars

Only in Dubai.

Fresh Milk

But . . . how fresh?

Flip-Flops

Every nail salon should have one of these machines.

Gadgets

Because iPads are a great impulse buy.

Face Cream

This machine must make a fortune at airports!

Wood-Fired Pizza

You can select your toppings, and it's made right there inside the machine!

Hot and Cold Foods

Want hot ramen or mochi ice cream? You can have both!

Hot Coffee and Cold Beer

This is so awesome.

Bananas

Everyone needs a little potassium sometimes.

Comic-Themed Snacks

Soda just tastes better when it looks like Iron Man.

Umbrellas

This is a lifesaver when the rain catches you off guard.

Hello Kitty Toys

Can they put one of these next to the Hello Kitty food truck [2]? Thanks.

Nail Polish

You'll never have to deal with a chipped mani again!

Champagne

There's nothing to say except "yes please."

Beauty Products

When your favorite lipstick melts in the car, Benefit is there to help.

Charitable Donations

This Korean machine lets you donate to help others, all in one convenient place. Cool!

Cupcakes

Fresh cupcakes at the push of a button = actual heaven.

Library Books

This convenient vending machine saves you a trip to the library.